In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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