We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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