He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I've blown a few things in my day
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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