My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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