There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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