just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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