this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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