I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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