if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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