Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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