How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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