we're blogging at a bar
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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