It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I want to have your abortion
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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