I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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