I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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