Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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