: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize