You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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