I'm really into asian looking animals
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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