We're like a lot better than the average bears
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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