I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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