we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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