i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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