I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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