i barfeds in our rink
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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