last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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