NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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