I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
We need to rekindle our bromance
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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