i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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