Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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