two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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