is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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