I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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