were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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