It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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