you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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