I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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