physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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