How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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