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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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