Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
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One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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