Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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