cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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