There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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