He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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