I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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