SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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