I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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