I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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