YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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