I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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