Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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